Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.
I quote this all the time and no one ever knows what I’m talking about
You know if Arizonans actually had proper sex education maybe this wouldn’t have happened.
but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face
*explodes into thousands of tiny stars*
I AM READY #SENDRUPITOMARS